|By The Numbers
||[Aug. 4th, 2006|04:09 am]
|[||What's on blast?
|||||"Charlie Brown" by Ghostface Killah||]|
-7% of Americans are colorblind.
-27% of Penguins in Antartica are not able to bear successful offspring because of global warming and it's effect on the climate.
-55% of marriages end in divorce.
-70% of the state of Oregon is forrest.
-85% of Japanese people are of the opinion that American products are of low quality.
You know the cool thing about statistics? You can spit out any statistic that sounds semi reasonable and people will believe it. I'm serious, try it. More than likely they'll reply: "Wow really? I didn't know that." Try any of the ones I presented here and impress people with your fake knowledge, sound like the smartest person in the room with a random stat. And if anyone responds by saying that that stat is inaccurate, just pretend you hear someone calling you in the distance and leave the scene first by walking away very casually then after about 5 steps run as fast as you can.
Some real stats:
-80% of girls think i'm nerdy.(100% of them are absolutely correct)
-30% of my brain thinks that I can keep posting on the regular again.(The other 70% laughs at that 30%)
-100% of my posts are lame.